Alright, so here we are. GTA 6, right? Everyone’s losing their minds over it. I mean, this thing is like finding a unicorn in your backyard or something. So, Take-Two Interactive, the big wigs behind it all, are playing it cool — kind of. No big surprise there when you’re sitting on a goldmine. But here’s the kicker: they won’t say how much this bad boy’s gonna cost. Just a little chat with Variety, doing the whole “more value than what we charge” spiel. Sure, okay.
And then there’s the CEO, Strauss Zelnick, saying vague stuff about prices coming out “in due time.” Classic. Before drowning us in numbers like GTA 5 selling 215 million copies. Yep, the franchise is killing it, a casual 455 million sold all around. Like, I’ll never see that much of anything in my life — unless it’s mosquitoes in summer.
Oh, and the drama about prices? Is it gonna be $80, $100, or whatever? Zelnick’s like, not saying a word. Nine months from launch and everyone’s guessing like it’s a murder mystery. Premium prices, special editions — the usual dance. It’s all talk until the actual sticker shock, right?
Meanwhile, Rockstar’s dropped some trailers. The first one grabbed 93 million eyeballs in just a day, but hold on — the second one hit 475 million! Are we even that many people on Earth? Maybe, I dunno, math’s not my thing.
And mark your calendars, folks — if you still use one, that is. May 26, 2026, is when chaos hits the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X. It’s all happening, and I’m just here, munching popcorn, waiting to see it all unfold.
