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So, Anyway, Ninja Gaiden 4…
I don’t even know how to start this. So imagine, I’m just chilling and suddenly—bam!—I’m thrown into this game, Ninja Gaiden 4. And let me tell you, it’s wild. I swear, I was just trying to do my own thing, but the universe had other plans. Dive into the madness? Absolutely.
It’s like Tokyo—well, a Tokyo consumed by this freaky blackness. And you’re there, slipping and slicing through enemies like it’s nobody’s business. Seriously, before you know it, you’re like, “Am I a ninja? Did I just merge with my controller?” It’s more than pressing buttons, it’s almost spiritual. Okay, maybe not spiritual. But close.
Ryu Hayabusa—yeah, he’s back. You think you know ninjas? This game takes your expectations, flips them, and then flips them again. I was supposed to just play, but something about the vibe, the way you flow through it… Anyway—where was I? Oh, yeah, it makes you think you’re an actual ninja wizard or something. Who designed this? I had to know.
Met up with Yuji Nakao, the dude behind this masterpiece. Man, you think gaming is just gaming? Turns out, there’s all this depth and weird philosophical stuff lurking under the surface. It’s like, there’s a rhythm you don’t even realize is there until you’re sucked into it. You feel it.
Did I mention the Bloodraven Form? It’s like, unleash-the-beast mode, redefined. And Ryu’s back, wielding the True Dragon Sword. I mean, I’m not even into swords, but this one? Kinda makes you want to have a go at it.
I thought gaming was just gonna be a chill time—hit some buttons, call it a day, ya know? But no, Ninja Gaiden 4 demands you throw yourself into the fray like an epic battle of mind over matter. Who decided video games needed this much depth, right? Anyway, you should try it. Unless you’re afraid of becoming one with your console. Just kidding… or am I?
Coming October 21st. Be there or, like, live vicariously through someone who is. Trust me.
