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I was reading this wild story about smuggling — like, seriously, who comes up with this stuff? So, federal agents out in LA say they’ve busted this smuggling ring. We’re talking tens of millions worth of high-tech graphics processors sneaking off to China. How? Oh, just a couple of 20-somethings hanging out in a dull little office in a strip mall over in El Monte. You can’t make this up.
Anyway, I saw some court papers — yeah, totally got my hands on those. Turns out, this company, ALX Solutions Inc., just popped up right after Washington got all strict with chip exports back in late 2022. I mean, couldn’t they be more obvious? In the next twenty months or so, these folks shipped out 21 loads of this stuff, usually through Singapore or Malaysia. They just called them commodity video cards, no license needed. (Can you believe customs people actually missed this until they didn’t?).
Here’s a kicker: customs finally gave one of these shipments a close look. What did they find? Crates packed with the latest accelerators, all just labeled “computer parts.” Real smooth, huh?
And apparently, someone in Hong Kong was really into these goods, wiring over a million bucks. There were smaller bits of cash coming in too — tied to defense guys in China. Oh, and they caught these friends chatting on Signal — like, “Hey, cut the orders, don’t use the same shipper twice, and play dumb if anyone asks.”
The reason this all matters? There’s this Bureau of Industry and Security rule from October 2022. It pretty much blocks China from these hyper-powerful chips unless they’ve got a special license, cause, you know, military AI and all that scary stuff.
Here’s where it sounds like a movie. There’s this shipment, mislabeled (duh), caught in Long Beach last December. They track down a serial number, and boom! It’s linked back to Nvidia. They even did a late-night stakeout trailing some delivery van back to ALX’s warehouse. And when they finally get a search warrant, it’s like, bam! All these anti-static trays are empty — like 1,000 top-of-the-line GPUs gone.
So, Geng, one of the brains behind this, hands himself over quietly. But Yang, who was on an expired student visa — yeah, he got picked up at LAX. Dude had a one-way ticket to Taipei. Geng’s out on a $250,000 bond, but Yang’s still stuck, waiting for his hearing on August 12. They’re both staring down some heavy charges here under the Export Control Reform Act—20 years could be on the table.
Justice Department’s on this, obviously. The FBI made some comment about it being “classic transshipment with 21st-century polish.” Fancy words. BIS is also in on this, talking civil penalties and stuff.
Get this — Geng was once a finance guy for some online store that didn’t pay taxes. And Yang? He co-owned a parcel shop that shipped to sneakerheads overseas. No real tech background. Kinda helps the prosecution that ALX might’ve only been about sneaking these chips over to China.
They still need a grand jury for an indictment, and from what the defense says, they’re gonna argue those chips didn’t hit the export control limits when they bought them. Might be a bunch of experts debating signal speeds and firmware soon.
The trial? Could happen by spring 2026. Looks like we’re gonna get a show of how they plan to keep tabs on chip smuggling now. Who knew silicon chips could run such a drama?