Fortnite Players Unhappy with Recent Healing Changes

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Alright, so here’s the deal. Fortnite—yeah, that game everyone talks about—threw a wrench into the usual gameplay. Suddenly, you can’t heal while you’re jumping or falling. I know, right? Gamers are, let’s say, less than thrilled. It’s like telling someone they can’t eat ice cream while walking—which is weirdly specific, but you get my point. Epic Games, who’s the mastermind here, is smack dab in the middle of Chapter 6 Season 3. And oh boy, they tossed in some DC superheroes, too. Superman, Robin, you name it. Flying capes and everything.

Now, Fortnite’s got this rep for being all about keeping you on your toes, literally. They’ve got this thing called Blitz Royale which sounds like a caffeine rush in a five-minute game. Boom, bam, you’re done. Supposedly crafted for those playing on their phones, but now it’s sneaking onto all devices. Five minutes of madness. The storm shrinks faster than, I don’t know, free pizza at a party, so being fast is kind of essential here.

So, a Reddit user—crazy name ICBAWithAName, no idea what it stands for—mentioned this weird healing glitch, or maybe it’s not a glitch? No healing mid-air. Players, understandably, were like “what gives?” I mean, just when you thought you could heal on the move, bam, that’s gone too. Some even speculated—throwing wild ideas out there—that this tweak was meant for Fortnite OG exclusively. Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. Who’s to say?

Epic actually chimed in on this thread. Yeah, they said it wasn’t on purpose and they’re fixing it. Phew, right? Nobody wants their match rhythm thrown off like that. But until they patch this up, remember: healing requires a little standstill zen moment.

Oh, and Superman’s mythic item? Epic buffed it. So if you’re the lucky duck to snag it in a game, you get more health and dish out more hurt. But, just a heads-up, one person per game gets to become Superman. Yeah, no sharing the cape. It’s got a timer too, so don’t get too comfortable in those red undies on the outside.

And while the game keeps throwing surprises at us, many players are buzzing with excitement for what’s next. Seems like there’s always something brewing in Fortnite land.

So, yeah, keep your eyes peeled. Who knows what’s around the corner?

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