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So, I was just sinking into my comfy chair, and guess what — Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 dropped. Yeah, it’s like they took those iconic games we obsessed over back in the day and threw them in a blender with some new stuff. Like, seriously, how do you even blend nostalgia with the present? Anyway, these games, especially THPS 4, were like huge stepping stones for skateboarding games. Not that I’m an expert! I just really loved the vibe, you know?
THPS 4 was a game-changer. I mean, who on earth thought, “Hey, let’s just ditch those time limits and let everyone run wild”? Neversoft did, apparently. And I’m kinda torn about it. Some folks were not digging it, which I get. Changing a game’s core style is like swapping brown sugar for, like, cayenne pepper—just why? And now with these new remakes, I’m just hoping they don’t turn into a domino fall of weird decisions.
And okay, here’s a random tangent. Remember the NPC animals in THPS 4? No clue who thought putting animals in a skateboarding game was necessary. But here we are.
So, if Tony Hawk remakes keep rolling out, what’s next? They’d better not mess up Tony Hawk’s Underground. That game was like this wild storytelling trip compared to the simpler goal-chase of THPS. Changing Underground by giving it a countdown like the older games would be like, what, slapping a mustache on a banana? Makes zero sense!
Imagine, they remake Underground with a 2-minute timer – I’d probably scream a little. Well, maybe not scream, but, you know, inside-out agony. Yet, if they ever do decide to bring it back, let’s just cross every finger that the story stays as epic as it was—no pressure, game developers. It was like putting meatball sauce on a skateboard: weird but it worked because y’know, why not?
Oh, and let’s not forget, THPS 3+4’s soundtrack swapped the old tunes for some new bands. Tony Hawk himself said something about wanting to give fresh talent a spin. Don’t ask me how I feel about it – I’m still sitting on the fence, which is a lot less comfortable than my chair.
Okay, wrapping up, if Underground gets a remake, it needs to keep that vibe of exploration and insanity or else it’s just another game. THPS 4 kinda leaned into that notion, letting us roam around like we owned the place. It set up a stepping stone for what came next, for sure.
So yeah, let’s see if they give Underground a facelift. Or a new coat of paint? Either way, if the story’s not the star, it might as well be a different game. But, who knows what the future holds? We’ll just have to wait and see, right?
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