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Oh man, here we go again. So, there’s this leak floating around about a possible “Mansions” update for Grand Theft Auto Online. It might drop in December if Rockstar sticks to their usual playbook. But hold up, we’re still trying to wrap our heads around the whole Money Fronts update from last month. New businesses? Check. Flashy cars and clothes? Check. It’s wild, seriously.
Okay, so the highlight — get this — a Hands On Car Wash. You buy it for a cool $1.2 million, and bam! You’re laundering money like nobody’s business. The passive income is supposedly $50k a day. It’s almost too good, you know? Like when you find twenty bucks in your old coat pocket. No idea why but it felt like winning the lottery.
Hang on… where was I? Right, the Mansions update. Data miners (these guys are like the secret agents of gaming) stumbled upon some files hinting at mansions being in the next big thing. Tez2, a well-known leaker, spilled more details on Twitter. Mansions that function like the Casino Penthouse? Parties, arcade games? Yes, please.
Now, here’s the kicker. Rumors are flying that this Mansions update might be the last hurrah for GTA Online. Grand Theft Auto 6 is set to release May 26, 2026. Honestly, kind of bittersweet, right? Rockstar might flip the switch entirely to GTA 6 Online. New servers, more players — up to 64 or maybe even 96 if rumors hold. Insane.
I guess, for now, we keep cruising in GTA Online, waiting to see what Rockstar decides. It’s like watching the last season of your favorite series, wondering if it’ll all tie up nicely or leave you wanting more. But hey, isn’t that half the fun?
