Jeez, where do I even start with this whole Analogue 3D saga? It’s like, okay, so we’ve got another delay. Yay, more waiting! Originally, this thing was supposed to be on our doorsteps like yesterday. But hey, we’re looking at “late August” now, thanks to some tariff madness. Honestly, why do weird economic things always mess with our fun?
Anyway, Analogue slipped an update on their FAQ page. If you pre-ordered, you might be biting your nails, wondering if you’ll have to cough up more cash now. Nah, Analogue’s got you—same price, no sneaky charges. They’re playing superhero, taking the hit themselves.
Got me thinking, though—remember when this was first hinted at in 2023? Yeah, then 2024 came, and we all thought, “Sweet, it’s coming!” Fast forward to 2025, and we’re still twiddling our thumbs, waiting. It’s a rollercoaster, right? Maybe they’re perfecting teleportation tech while they’re at it. Hey, dream big!
If the wait’s too much, you can cancel your pre-order and get your precious $250 back. But who’s really doing that? Once you’ve waited this long, you might as well ride it out. It’s kinda like waiting in line for that new rollercoaster – halfway through, are you really ditching for a popcorn stand?
Oh, right, what is this thing even about? Well, it’s a shiny remake of the Nintendo 64. So if yours is gathering dust, the Analogue 3D can slip right into that creaky gap. Original cartridges? It’s got you. We’re talking full compatibility, with no regional drama. Plus, we’re getting 4K HDMI output, which I guess means your eyes won’t hate you for hooking it up to a modern TV.
The tech’s wild—no software emulation here. Apparently, it’s all about some fancy FPGA stuff. Sounds high-tech. Sounds cool. But really, I just wanna play GoldenEye again without fuzzy graphics and ear-ache sound.
Oh, and no sneaky ROMs either. It’s all legit cartridges. So dust off those childhood memories. Analogue’s already made waves with its other retro consoles—the Pocket was a hit, right? Game Boys rejoiced everywhere.
Anyway, stay tuned for when Analogue finally drops this thing and the reviews roll in. Grab your popcorn; this ride isn’t over yet!
