Sure, I’ll give it a shot:
Alright, so get this. The latest update for the Nintendo eShop in Europe is here, and it’s packed with… well, a little bit of everything if you ask me. New games for the Switch and the all-new Switch 2. Yeah, that’s two different devices. Makes sense? Maybe not. But here we go.
So, where do we start? Oh right, the Switch 2. Feels like this beast just dropped yesterday, and bam! More games.
Nintendo Switch 2 Picks for the Week:
Ever heard of "No Sleep For Kaname Date"? Me neither, but it’s out by Friday, July 25. Hope I remembered that right.
Then, there’s "Super Mario Party Jamboree Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Jamboree TV." Sounds like a mouthful, and I’m guessing it’s chaotic fun. Why ‘Jamboree’? Why not!
Oh, and "Wild Hearts S" is on that list. Got a thing for adventures? Friday’s your day too.
And for the wrestling enthusiasts, "WWE 2K25". I can almost hear the cheers and jeers.
Switch Classics Getting Fresh Content:
Now, here’s the classic Switch line-up. Intriguing bunch:
"Ad Aquilonem – Seto’s Journey" kicks off on Sunday, July 27. Yeah, that’s a Sunday, weird day for gaming, right?
What’s even "and Roger"? Sounds like a mistake, but it’s there. Maybe I’m overlooking something exciting.
"Arcana Famiglia -La storia della Arcana Famiglia- Rinato" caught my interest because it just sounds… Italian? Rich in pasta and charm, I bet.
Who doesn’t like a good trilogy? "Azure Striker Gunvolt Trilogy Enhanced" might just scratch that itch.
"Boba Tea Merge" – okay, love the drink, no idea about the game. But hey, boba is trendy!
Then there’s some pixel art stuff with "Coloring Pixels: Collection 6". Probably calming or frustrating. Pick your side.
"Combat Strike" makes it in there, too. Sounds intense. Maybe something to get your heart racing.
"Doronko Wanko" – what’s that, a dog game or… I’m just guessing.
And the list goes on with quirky names like "Eggconsole Hydlide3 S.V. PC-9801" (try saying that three times fast). Got me curious.
For the shoot ’em up fans, "FPS Bullet Storm" lands Saturday, July 26. A storm, literally or figuratively? Your guess is as good as mine.
"Monument Valley 3" and "My Vet Clinic: Pet Doctor Days" are also part of this wild expedition.
I won’t bore you with more details, but there’s lots more where that came from. Like "Sunberry Valley" and "Spray Paint Simulator". Artsy vibes, I suppose.
So there you have it. From waffles to rubber duck races, Nintendo’s got you covered this week. Or maybe it’s just a fever dream. Who knows? Either way, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
