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## Alex Olney, Video Guy
Okay, so here’s what’s supposed to happen: grab Donkey Kong Bananza and just go wild with it. Like, nonstop bananas, right? But… reality hits, and I’m probably gonna end up lost in another 10-hour session of No Man’s Sky. Yeah, it’s rough.
## PJ O’Reilly, Staff Writing Person
So, guess what I’m doing this weekend? Yup, joining the masses in the Donkey Kong escapade. Only got about three hours in—not that I’m counting or anything—and I swear, I’m this close to just obliterating the game environments for the fun of it. Because why not?
Oh, and I should probably spare a thought for some other Switch games I’ve got lined up. You know, System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4—already waiting for me on the homescreen. Catch you later, shorts fans!
## Gonçalo Lopes, Contributor Extraordinaire
Well, well, everyone’s gone bananas, including yours truly. But let’s be real—I’ll probably take a dog’s age to finish Donkey Kong Bananza. I can’t help it; I gotta smash literally everything. Send help, seriously.
Also, some good ol’ shoot ’em ups (shmups?) on deck with Gunvein and Fast Striker EX. Gotta keep those reflexes sharp because “old school” is a vibe—and I am NOT ready to just be plain old.
Meanwhile, crawling my way through Yakuza 0: Directors Cut and Front Mission 3: Remake. And somehow, I got this urge to dust off Tekken 4 on PS2. So, Namco—when’s Tekken 8 hitting Switch 2? No, really, a friend wants to know.
## Kate Gray, Casual Contributor
Weekend’s on lock with [REDACTED REVIEW GAME], but if a miracle happens and I get spare time, I’m all over wrapping up 100 days in The Hundred Line.
Oh, and there’s this game I stumbled upon, corru.observer. It’s weirdly sci-fi with memories of aliens or something. Kind of funky and broken, like me after three coffees. Oh, they’ve got this cool translation gimmick too, sort of Star Trek-style. Anyway, it’s a trip for fans of Citizen Sleeper and Paradise Killer.
## Ollie Reynolds, Writing Wizard
OH, BANANAAAA!
Anyway… so yeah, that’s our weekend in a nutshell. But hey, what about you? What games are on your radar for the next couple of days? Hit us up and spill the beans!
