Oh hey, welcome to this wild tour of what’s happening next week on Xbox. Strap in, because it’s a bit of a ride. I’ve got games—loads of them—landing on Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PC, Game Pass… you name it. And I’m just gonna spill the details right here, raw and messy because, honestly, who cares about perfection when you’ve got games to play? Right? Let’s dive in—wait, did I mention I’m kinda obsessed with these? Anyway—
Okay, first up. EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition. Ahh, it’s like the big, glitzy football movie moment you always wanted but didn’t know you did until now. Kicks off July 7; well, sorta. That’s the fancy early access, you know, if you snag the Deluxe Edition. July 10, though? Boom, worldwide. It’s all about the glory—shout out to Heisman and, like, 136 schools. The playbook’s insane, I swear. I might’ve once tried to be a coach in a past life. If I remembered my playbook… yeah, no.
Then there’s Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4. Yes, you read that right. Digital Deluxe-style, no less. July gods-know-when, my bad! But you know skateboarding, always sneaking up on ya. Nostalgia hit me hard there—Remember those spills? Oof.
What’s next? Missile Command Delta hits July 8. Take the Atari vibes and mix ‘em with high-strategy and survival. Just don’t let the missiles give you nightmares. Or do—if that’s your vibe. Why not, right?
Somber Echoes slices its way in the same day. Think of it like an acrobatic dance but with, y’know, blades, secrets, and a Metroidvania twist… on a space station. Wait, did I mention the drama? Honest to legend, it’s perfect for breaking controllers or testing the waters of ancient mysteries if that’s more your speed.
The Last Camp? Aha! Doomsday and shooting duel. Probs July 8 too—what’s with that date, everything drops then—stress meal of weapons and graphics for the seasoned gamer palates.
Ah, Love! Season 2. I’m still clueless whether it’s a puzzle game or sneaky therapy on the screen. Romantic meeting zones sound oddly fun, July 8 makes another appearance!
Minami Lane, new player here, on deck for July 9. Build streets, make furry friends, live the zen life—unless the tanukis take over. Cuteness overload. Cats involved? Win-win.
Continuing the ‘raccoon rebel’ vibe: Rogue Raccoon stealthily arrives sometime soon. Somehow these furry fellas always get the limelight. Museums, be warned! Invading raccoons inbound, stealing food and hearts, ‘cause who can resist?
And, not to go Napoleon on you, Holdfast: Nations At War lands July 9. Battlefields and history. With 150 other folks. Do strategy, not chaos—but hey, your choice!
Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 shakes July 9 as well—into castles and out with the princesses. Retro and pixel—not drills, believe it or not.
Greedland, on July 10, makes you face the apocalypse but make it fun. 20,000 mutants! Madness levels in pixels, co-op style. Aliens never looked so tasty or challenging.
Islanders: New Shores floats in on July 10 too. A sneaky little city-builder—pure creative vibe. Let your mind drift like those islands, just watch out for expansion disasters!
Now, Bad End Theater… don’t say I didn’t warn you. Narratives that tangle and mess, maybe even in endearing ways—gotta love a bad ending, eh? July 10 skinny dip for this one.
Sip on Best Served Cold if crime-thriller-mix sounds delish, also on July 10. That bar scene, though. Drinks and fedoras—sounds about right.
Fast forward: Choice of Life: Wild Islands washes ashore on July 10. Silent sea, wild choices. Stormy narrative-driven ride high on decision-making.
The spooky side arrives with Bendy and the Dark Revival, uncovered July 11. Art studio horror, fight the ink, solve puzzles, you name it—dark arts just got a sequel – goosebumps all over.
Only Up to Space, climbing freaks, gets you July 11. Precision, freedom, the whole astronaut nine yards. Fall, rinse, repeat. And cry? Maybe.
Somewhere in the sprinkle of July 11, Aquapark io spirals you into water madness—multiplayer slides from the heavens. Fast-paced fluid fun, literally.
Canine bites down the horror path on July 11. 32-bit dread retreat. Find the pup! Rescue wagging tail from sinister labs—not dystopian enough?
Griffin goes rolling July 11. A tank, but it’s a Griffin, and there’s a rescue mission, so… let your inner storyteller roam.
Whew—Island Trouble leaves chunky footprints July 11. Meta-survival tactics to get off the island, like a digital Robinson Crusoe. Discover stuff. Survive. Escape—sort of.
That’s Next Week on Xbox for ya. Did I miss something? Probably. But hey, imperfection is character. Until next week.