Sure thing, here’s a reimagined version:
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So, yeah, WWE is gearing up to slam its way onto the Switch 2 soon. Like, I mean, it’s been ages since we got a new WWE game on a Nintendo platform, right? Remember that thing back in 2017? Can’t say I missed it much. Anyway—wait, no—here’s the scoop.
So, preorders—like those things where you spend your money before you have the thing—are live as of today. WWE 2K25 is dropping on July 23. Got three versions to blow your cash on. First up, your basic version for $69.99. Not cheap but hey, wrestling isn’t free. Then there’s this “Deadman” edition at $99.99. Guess who’s in it? Yup, The Undertaker. Legend! But wait, there’s more. And by more, I mean more expensive. The “Bloodline” edition is a whopping $129.99—yeah, I know. It’s got Roman Reigns and that whole “Bloodline” faction deal they’ve been running forever. Sorta like they’ve been the face of WWE or something.
Oh, and get this: over 300 wrestlers. Yeah, that many. From all those brands—Raw, Smackdown, NXT. Feels like a lot, right? Plus, they tossed in some “Island” mode. No idea what’s up with that, but sounds like a tropical vacation. Or like, not.
So, mark your calendar or don’t. Either way, there it is.