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So, here I am, trying to decide if I should dive into this zany IREM Collection Volume 3 or just take a nap — life’s tough, right? Anyway, ININ, Tozai Games, Irem, and those folks at Strictly Limited Games are cooking up something wild for next week. Yeah, there’ll be digital and physical forms or something. Let’s get into it. Maybe.
So, check this — three arcade-style shoot ‘em ups in one package. Mr. Heli, Mystic Riders, and Dragon Breed. Big words, big games, I guess. This is Volume 3, and it’s got it all: magic, machines, chaos. A bit dramatic? Perhaps. But hey, look at this.
First up, Mr. Heli — aka Battle Chopper, which feels like a name debate I’m not getting into. Picture this: a helicopter with legs. Yeah, you heard me. Debuted in Japan in ’87. I was, well, not alive then, but sounds nostalgic, I suppose. It’s got puzzle maps, secret paths, bosses the size of your ‘80s mullet, if you had one.
Then there’s Mystic Riders from 1992. Witchy vibes, riding broomsticks. Maybe Harry Potter owes them a thank you or something. You dodge-roll around hazards and fling your broom like a boomerang. Mark and Zeal are in it. If you know, you know. Or maybe you don’t, which is fine.
And Dragon Breed. Imagine going from brooms to dragons — what a jump, right? Biomechanical nightmare, they say. I say R-Type on steroids meets fantasy apocalypse. Bahamoot’s the dragon’s name. Scorching stuff, literally. Sounds intense but mildly satisfying too.
Oh, there’re some features or perks or whatever. Three games, all translated some way or another. Arcade nostalgia with display filters, quick saves — for those of us with zero patience — and local co-op for Mystic Riders. Multiplayer’s always a riot if you’ve got a friend who’s, like, chill.
Lastly, here’s the news: we’re reviewing this, so stick around PS4Blog.net. Or don’t. Up to you, really.
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