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Okay, so let me just rant for a second here about this whole Fortnite saga. It’s like, Epic Games dropped this new season called Galactic Battle, and we’re all supposed to be hyped, right? But nope, fans – I’m talking a lot of them – are seriously bummed out about this Saber Collector wrap. It’s part of the battle pass, and let’s just say it didn’t go down well.
I’ve got no idea why, but they tossed in characters like Mace Windu, Emperor Palpatine, and even Darth Jar Jar. Yeah, you heard me right. Darth Jar Jar. What were they thinking? Anyway, the drama doesn’t stop there. They’ve got this AI Darth Vader running around in the game, and he can join your squad and chat. Cool, but it got them into hot water with SAG-AFTRA. They’re suing because of the AI voice or something. Honestly, I’m not sure where that’ll end up, but hey, it’s a weird world we’re living in.
Oh, and about this whole lightsaber thing – Fortnite players have been yelling into the void, wanting a lightsaber pickaxe. I mean, can we blame them? The wrap just doesn’t cut it (pun totally intended). It’s all part of this Prequel Trilogy set. Imagine, firing your weapon and having a lightsaber just light up on the side. Kinda cool, but also kinda not what folks were hoping for. I guess all the cosmetics dropped with an update, and folks felt shortchanged. Lightsaber pickaxe – yeah, that’s the dream.
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, the Galactic Battle season. Sure, you can still wield lightsabers, and there’s Force powers in the loot pool. That’s neat, but not what the pickaxe crowd wanted. It’s like getting half of a really good sandwich, then realizing the other half is missing. Know what I mean?
And get this, people were already grumbling when Darth Jar Jar showed up in the item shop. They’re asking for 1,500 V-Bucks just for the skin, and no bundle in sight. Plus, you have to grind over a million XP just to consider buying it. That’s just… wild.
Anyway, guess there’s hope on the horizon. Fortnite’s future isn’t all doom and gloom – plenty of fans are still holding onto optimism. Maybe they’ll sort it out, or maybe we’ll end up with more Darth Jar Jars. Who really knows?
Is it just me, or does everything in Fortnite always turn out to be a bit of a rollercoaster? I swear, I can’t keep up sometimes.
