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So, get this — I stumbled across some wild stuff happening on TikTok. Apparently, students are taking their school Chromebooks and shoving… I dunno, paper clips or something into the ports. Why? Beats me. Total mystery. But it stuck with me for some reason.
TikTok’s Latest Thing: Exploding Chromebooks. Seriously.
Okay, you know those trends that make you go, “Wait, really?” Yeah, this is that. High schoolers all over the States are pulling this ridiculous stunt, and it’s more like a “Hey, maybe don’t” kinda situation. Axios said it’s caused school bells to go off early — literal evacuations! Oh, and you could get charged legally, which sounds like a bummer of epic proportions.
So, what’s the deal here? It’s called the "ChromebookChallenge" — catchy (not really). Kids are plunking stuff like aluminum foil and, I dunno, metallic gum wrappers into their Chromebooks’ ports. Believe it or not, that messes up the lithium batteries, and KABOOM! Next thing you know, there’s a bonfire where your classroom was supposed to be. Denver schools have really been hit. Like, who thought this was a bright idea?
Image Credits: TikTok
Why would anyone do this, right? Maybe they want those TikTok likes or just like interrupting math class. It’s free entertainment until you get burned. Literally and figuratively, I guess.
So, real talk: Maybe steer clear of trends that involve, oh, let’s say, potential explosions? It’s a wild guess, but probably safer that way. Anyway, trends are only getting weirder with time, mark my words.
No idea why this stuck in my head. But there it is. Life’s strange.