TEAM ANALYSIS: Crypt Custodian (PS5/Switch)

Rarely do we have the opportunity to review a game across multiple platforms. It’s fascinating to see how the same game adapts to different systems, and while technology today suggests there should be parity, that often isn’t the case. With this in mind, my colleague Albert Eres and I dove into Crypt Custodian, the latest Metroidvania title gracing our PC and console screens. For this review, I’ve been navigating the PS5 version, while Albert took on the Switch version. Let’s see what findings we bring to the table.

Crypt Custodian weaves a tale around a cat who finds himself in the afterlife. Due to a comically convoluted reason, he’s denied entry into heaven, finding himself at the gates of The Palace with a broom in hand and tasked with cleaning the unsavory realm around it. Though the plot might sound a bit unusual, it’s delightfully well-written, bringing a refreshing twist with its whimsical and lighthearted narrative. It’s a pleasant shift, especially within a genre typically dominated by high-stakes action and simplistic or fitting storylines. Creating relatable characters in a Metroidvania setting isn’t easy, but this game does it with flair.

The first thing that struck me about Crypt Custodian is its top-down perspective, diverging from the side-scrolling nature of many Metroidvanias. This design choice is significantly appreciated, especially for those, like me, who find constant jumping in platformers frustrating. Think of a Zelda: A Link to the Past feel, which makes the transitions between levels smoother and more precise, eliminating a significant chunk of aggravation.

In true Metroidvania fashion, not all parts of the map are accessible from the start. This backtracking necessity ensures you’re adequately equipped for each area you eventually reach, striking a balance between non-linear exploration and manageable zone challenges. This effectively prevents the overwhelming feeling that you’re tackling challenges way beyond your capabilities too early in the game.

Crypt Custodian strikes a harmonious balance between action and puzzle-solving. There’s enough combat to satisfy those seeking a fight, without tipping into frustration territory. On the puzzle side, the challenges are intriguing yet straightforward, rarely veering into unnecessarily convoluted territory. If you find yourself stuck, it’s likely due to a simple oversight you’ll spot after a couple of attempts. This mix keeps the game engaging and perfectly paced.

Keeping the gameplay fresh, Crypt Custodian offers a variety of collectibles. You’ll find upgrade points behind challenging puzzles or in initially inaccessible map areas; these enhance your passive abilities as you progress. Additionally, there are hidden cats to find, tucked away in jars across the map. Returning these felines to their mother unlocks rewards, providing a nice diversion when a breather from combat is needed. Warp points scattered throughout ensure revisiting old areas is painless, making exploration quite effortless.

Speaking of exploration, the wells double as restore points where you can save progress, equip abilities, and teleport. Discovering a new area means hunting for these wells, and there’s a palpable sense of relief when you finally locate one. These intensify the stakes, as stretching too far without hitting a safe point can push you towards a nerve-wracking run.

Visually, Crypt Custodian charms with adorable, nostalgic graphics, with an arcade feel and sound design that complements this aura beautifully. Handling is smooth on the PS5—a relief for someone like me who’s a tad erratic with platformers. This game kept me engrossed, curious about what lay around each corner, tapping into a 90s RPG vibe. It’s a wonderful addition to my library, and one I’m eager to complete.

Overall Score: 9/10

Albert Eres shares the enthusiasm about Crypt Custodian, praising it for its refreshing dive into an action-heavy genre typically overflowing with Soulslike games. Drawing inspiration from iconic series like Zelda and Metroid, it manages a unique identity by offering a customizable experience that casually inclined gamers will appreciate. Plus, the cat-themed story adds an extra layer of charm.

One standout feature of Crypt Custodian is its approach to difficulty. Regardless of your setting choice, projectiles show clear indicators of where they’ll land, unlike many current action games that demand you “git gud” and dodge unpredictably. This does not mean the challenge is missing—the foes still attack with vigor, but there’s a comfort in at least knowing what’s coming.

The modular assists allowing adjustments to elements like attack power, fall damage, and health are standout features for casual players. These options make the game accessible, allowing players to immerse themselves in the story and not feel pushed away by difficulty spikes. An interesting observation on the Switch port was a minor bug that occasionally reset these options after screen transitions.

Among the assist options, giving extra time for puzzles is particularly valuable. In a genre where assist options often ignore puzzle aspects, this is a welcoming change. Even if these timed challenges are mostly optional, it feels good knowing that not having speedrun-level skills won’t prevent you from savoring these parts of the game.

Crypt Custodian is an absolute delight for anyone fond of classic RPGs or puzzle games, cat lovers included. It combines charm with gameplay ease, allowing you to enjoy even its most challenging aspects with a smile.

Overall Score: 9/10

Almost Purrfect: 9/10

Crypt Custodian pays a heartfelt tribute to classic RPG and puzzle gameplay. With its intriguing storyline and engaging mechanics, it avoids the pitfall of cranking up difficulty for the sake of it. That Albert and I thoroughly enjoyed it across two different platforms paints a glowing picture. Although it doesn’t revolutionize the Metroidvania genre, what it does, it does impeccably. If you enjoy the Metroidvania style, this is a game you’ll want to dig your claws into.