Alright, let’s dive into this chaotic retelling. Here we go:
So, Stellar Blade kinda just popped up outta nowhere last year, right? I mean, who saw that coming? Apparently, the folks behind it, Shift Up, are riding that wave of surprise success. They’re throwing this thing onto PCs now, plus there’s a brand-spanking-new Complete Edition. Yeah, it’s a whole deal.
Okay, so about those dates—or did I dream this up?—someone goofed up on the PlayStation YouTube page. They dropped a shiny new trailer too soon. Oopsies! Anyway, fans being fans, snatched it up real quick and tossed it all over Reddit. Set your reminders or whatever for June 11, because that’s when this whole PC thing’s happening. Oh, and the Complete Edition too, on both PS5 and PC, same day. Coincidence? Ha.
This Complete Edition is loaded. You got the whole game, naturally, plus a Planet Diving Suit for Eve (?)—sounds intense. Then there’s some fluffy bear… drone… cosmetic? I dunno, it’s a vibe. They even tossed in some Nikke and Nier: Automata DLC, which sounds fancy. And for you eager beavers out there, something about classic glasses, ear armor (whatever that is), and another snazzy suit for Eve if you preorder. Now my mind’s all fuzzy just thinking about it.
But wait—did anyone mention what it’ll cost? Nah. Pricing is as elusive as my lost left sock. They leaked the vid early, so maybe we’ll hear soon? Who knows.
Critics, man, they kinda dug Stellar Blade when it barged in last year. Over on Metacritic, it racked up what, an 81? From 134 critic types. That’s like… solid? It even made a splash at award shows, like the esteemed Game Awards. Oh, and the PS Blog made a fuss about it too—Platinum trophy for Best New Character and all. Pretty snazzy.
Sales-wise? Cha-ching. Did so well that Shift Up threw a 5 million won party for their crew ($3,400 for us dollar folks). Plus a PS5 Pro. Nice little bonus if you ask me. I wish my boss did stuff like that. Anyway—uh, was that everything? Yeah, think that’s the scoop. Go play it or whatever.
