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So, here’s the deal—like outta nowhere, NVIDIA decides “Hey, let’s give away this one-of-a-kind RTX 5090 GPU.” Not just any GPU, folks, it’s wrapped in this crazy DOOM: The Dark Ages theme. If you’re a DOOM fan, which, let’s face it, who isn’t?—this is like candy for your eyeballs.
And they didn’t just whip this up for giggles. Nope, it’s all because of their new game, which dropped today! Seriously, DOOM sequels? Always a YES. The Dark Ages is, like, mesmerizing with that native ray tracing stuff—pretty much eye candy, and of course, you’ll need NVIDIA’s beastly GeForce RTX 5090 to max out those graphics.
Anyway, so NVIDIA blasts this post on X (formerly known as Twitter for us old-timers). It’s simple: you just hit “like” and throw in a comment with #RTXON. Bam, you’re in the running. But—and this bit kinda sucks—some folks are left out. Yeah, Australia’s got some spots that can’t join and Quebec too. Sorry, guys. Oh, and pretty much all of the Middle East and parts of Asia. Bummer, right?
So what’s the prize? This fancy, one-off RTX 5090, with the wrap? They say it’s worth a combined $2599, which is still a deal compared to some of the other crazy-priced custom editions out there. Yeah, who knew GPUs cost more than your first car now?
You’ve got a narrow window to enter: from May 15th to May 22nd. And if you win? NVIDIA will shoot you an email or DM. Better keep an eye on those, or you might just miss out because you were napping or, I dunno, binge-watching some Netflix series. You’ve only got 48 hours to claim the thing, so don’t go ghosting on them.
That’s the scoop—now let’s see who gets to be the lucky geek taking home this shiny piece of tech!