So, what’s buzzing on the Nintendo eShop this week? Ah, the stuff dreams are made of! And by dreams, I mean “Fantasy Life i” finally making a grand entrance. You know how sometimes you wait forever for something and then bam, it’s right there? Yeah, that happened. This one’s got you living 14 different lives—like being 14 different people without the drama, all cozy and adventurous.
Oh, and guess what? Nintendo’s music service is sneaking in Kid Icarus classics. Not just Famicom, but NES too. Gotta love a retro blast!
Remember Killer Instinct Gold? Yeah, that’s on the Switch now too. Pure 90s fighting nostalgia hitting you right in the face, but in a good way. Muscle memory, anyone?
Switch 2. Yep, it’s coming next week, and, of course, they couldn’t help but tease us with pre-orders for Hitman, Kunitsu-Gami, and Survival Kids. So, if you’re into the whole “live dangerously” vibe, dive right in!
Oh, random sidebar—I keep losing track while thinking about “Please, Don’t Touch the Artwork 2.” We’re putting it under the microscope this week. Who doesn’t love a good review tangent?
FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time—Ahem, you’re building towns, jumping back in time, and playing online with friends. It’s like those one-size-fits-all jeans. Sort of.
KILLER INSTINCT GOLD—Classic fighter with explosive modes. I might’ve yelled “Combo Breaker” in my sleep, not gonna lie.
Let’s talk about world-class assassinations. Enter HITMAN World of Assassination. Pre-order for some stealthy fun on June 5. Can’t imagine being this sneaky in real life.
Kunitsu-Gami is a dance with danger. Swordplay and strategy? Yes, please! And those talismans you get for pre-ordering—it’s like bringing a little magical swag to the table.
Survival Kids—you know how a dusty attic smells? Well, picture finding a map there, because that’s how this wild ride starts. It’s launching June 5. Kid-like curiosity triggered? Thought so.
Kid Icarus soundtracks! The tunes are soaring on Nintendo Music, perfect for those moments when you wanna feel like you’ve got wings.
Creator’s Voice spills the beans on Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment. Expect some epic battles and untold stories from the past. Just like the stories your grandpa tells, but maybe cooler.
And hey, if you’re trying to wake up feeling like you’re chilling on an island, download the alarm theme from Animal Crossing. Island vibes without leaving bed. Sweet!
There’s more out there this week—so much fun, it’s like a party on your console!