Eagleopolis Defeated Despite Helldivers 2 Players Defeating 2.5 Billion Squids in Opening Battle for Super Earth, Leaving Six Mega Cities to Defend

I’m going to dive right in. So, you want the scoop — the juicy bits — on the latest Helldivers 2 shenanigans? Well, buckle up! It’s a wild ride. We snagged a win for Super Earth by taking down over two billion of those Illuminate creeps. Victory dance, anyone? But wait. Here’s where it gets dicey—Eagleopolis is toast. Like, full-on, crispy, burnt-toast-toast.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Tons of Helldivers jumped in, trying to fend off this alien chaos, but nope, one of our glorious Mega Cities still got wrecked. Feeling weepy about it? Maybe just snuggle your SEAF buddy and distract yourself. Leviathan surfing clips, anyone?

Major update just dropped — and no, not the fun kind. We thought we had it under control. I mean, we’d taken out 2.5 billion Illuminate like it was nothing. Party-time, right? Nah. Arrowhead, the game whizzes, hit us with this: “Eagleopolis stands shredded, a ghost of its past glory.” Oof, can’t just window-shop in ruins, folks.

Alright, back to business! One down, six to go. Super Earth’s counting on us—because, duh, it’s kinda home. We’re clawing back territory; Illuminate’s gotta scram or get smacked. Picture this, magnificent Mega Cities, still holding up, like the last bastion of sanity in a sea of madness. We’re defending our turf like rabid squirrels over a nut. It’s intense, trust me.

And, get this: Illuminate Fleet is down to a shaky 49%. Six cities still standing like champs. Helldivers, SEAF pals, everybody’s grinding day and night. No sleep, just sheer resistance. Gotta keep those cities from biting the dust, folks. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Poof.

Now onto the latest mission plan: punch those Illuminate in the face (metaphorically?) 20 million times. That’s a lotta extracting. We’re making sure Eagleopolis means something. Meanwhile, in the subreddit realm, folks aren’t just mourning—they’re… busy? With SEAF trooper fan art? (Maybe dialing back on the fan art isn’t the worst idea.)

Are your civic pride juices flowing over Eagleopolis? Share the love, or tears, below. Or maybe just draw your own SEAF buddy wearing, I don’t know, a superhero cape? Because why not.