Man, let me tell you about this game I just heard about—Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo. Yeah, it’s kinda wild. So, PM Studios and Pocket Trap—if you’ve heard of them, cool; if not, whatever—finally announced when this thing is dropping on the Nintendo Switch. Mark your calendar or, you know, scribble it on a napkin somewhere: 28 May 2025. Crazy, right?
Okay, let me try to paint you a picture: It’s supposedly the first “Yoyovania”—whatever that means. You’re Pippit, some up-and-coming yoyo expert. Picture a 2D top-down adventure, except with more twists than your Aunt Betty’s soap opera. Speaking of aunts, there’s some storyline involving your aunt’s business empire and a freaky soul-stealing mega-laser. Yeah, you read that right. Plus, four evil crime bosses. Because why not?
So, each yoyo trick you learn? It doesn’t just up your yoyo game; it totally shifts how you see the whole city and battles. Apparently, you can chain these tricks together to uncover secret spots. I mean, who doesn’t love a good secret, right?
Now, what kind of features are we dealing with? Buckle up:
– The city’s got these four districts. Over 1000 screens, they say, packed with challenges and, I guess, secrets.
– You’re breaking into shady businesses run by these crime lords. Think endless mazes, enemies, and some action puzzles. If that doesn’t sound like fun…
– Oh, and the yoyo tricks—come up with your own parkour-like routes. Makes me dizzy just thinking about it.
– There are over 40 Badges to tweak how you play. Like adding hot sauce to your gameplay or something.
– You can score more than 20 passive upgrades. Some sketchy loan shark’s involved. Don’t ask me why.
– There are over 80 other collectibles scattered around. I don’t even know what half of them do, but hey, who doesn’t love gathering stuff?
So yeah, if you’re into digital games or just looking for something different, keep this on your radar. I mean, if a game’s got a yoyo and mobsters, I’m intrigued. Anyway—oh, and if you want to see it in action, there’s a trailer somewhere out there on YouTube. Go waste a few minutes and check it out.
